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The Ravenous Crow [Jun. 13th, 2005|02:56 pm]
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as_it_dies

The Ravenous Crow. By Brooke, Emma and Greta.

Oneday there was a ravenous crow called Martini. Martini wasn't home for 12 hours. Her brain had rabies. Consequently, the boyfriend became angered. He took his anger out on his fruitcake. The fruitcake was not happy. He said, "Fruitcakes should not be treated like children!"
The boyfriend was startled and he had seventeen beers.
Meanwhile, the crow was eating more fruitcake than ever. Because fruitcake is quite nutritious.

 

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(no subject) [Jun. 13th, 2005|12:39 am]
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soeren
the first story illustratedCollapse )
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story time [Jun. 12th, 2005|04:08 pm]
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dancingcasanova
Once
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(no subject) [Jun. 12th, 2005|02:35 pm]
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soeren
How Brooke Died Laughing
by a lot of people

The Lonely Frog jumped around the world whilst burping violently. I thought "What the turtle said made no sense!" I burped in despair at Brooke as she fainted gracefully onto pillows and I stole her sneakers. Suddenly she died laughing at Winston Churchill's hilarious/postmodern-ism hat-trick. The sky opened up, taunting, long, and broken, and fucking. Meanwhile Brooke's sneakers danced vicariously to Lennon's songs. However, I subsequently knew exploding cream was relatively creamy. After I decided to prance elegantly beside the Danish Søren. Søren took my wallet.

The end


By the way, do you guys remember the code for linking other LJ users? can't seem to find it anywhere, and I need to write the code in our communityinfo...
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im lost for words. [Jun. 12th, 2005|09:57 pm]
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monigan
[Current Mood |artsy fartsy]
[Current Music |walking contradiction -- green day]

Okay. So not many liked the baby. But I did.

So I made another one. Have fun.

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out of body and out of mind [Jun. 12th, 2005|08:28 pm]
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monigan
[Current Mood |amusedamused]
[Current Music |shes a rebel -- green day]

Here's a crazy picture I did today for you all... I'm not quite sure what it's meant to be, really. But here it is all the same.

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(no subject) [Jun. 11th, 2005|09:08 pm]
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soeren
The
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(no subject) [Jun. 12th, 2005|04:33 am]
one word stories + paint drawings + funny songs

as_it_dies
[Current Mood |dorky]
[Current Music |zoom zoom highway traffic]

the fungus what engulfed me. by brooke and soeren.


 


one day there was a huge fungus what engulfed me. i smiled as it slowly yawned and yawned.
"howcome you are so primitive and satisfied with doing this?" i asked.
"well you little turd," replied the fungus angrily, "i eat humans for breakfast and lunch every single day."
"i hope the jedis don't hear about your abnormal habits." i said.
then something terrific appeared above the fungus' nose. it was so boring but still beautiful.
the thing smiled at both the fungus and me. then we all danced like beavers to weird tribal christmas music.


the end.


 


ps. there were drawings. courtesy of microsoft paint. and our talent.


 


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